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Subah aapki, shaam meri ho,
Din aapka, raat meri ho,
Khushi aapki, udaasi meri ho,
Jab maut aaye to kabr aapki or usme laash.........Hello....Meri na tumhari.......Dushman ki ho......! |
Taza Khabar:
Punjab ke Santa Singh ne 15 ghante pani mei bina saans liye world record banaya he...
Kal puri Dhoom-Dhaam se................................
.............................Unka Antim Sanskaar kiya jayega...! |
Tears are one of the most costly liquid
Do you know why?
Coz out of many liquids here in the world,
only Tears can explain the real meaning of pain |
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means... Without Information Fighting Everytime....!
Wife replies: No, it means...With Idiot For Ever |
Aankho Mei Aansu...Chehre Pe Hansi He...
Saanso Mei Aahen He... Dil Mei Bebasi He...
Pehle Kyu Nahi Bataya Ki...
Darwaze Mei Aapki Ungli Fansi He...! |
Teacher: Shaadi kya he?
Student: Kunwaro ke liye ALPENLIEBE- Jee lalchaye raha na jaye; Aur Shaadi-shuda ke liye CHLORMINT- Dubara mat puchna |
Chota sa magar bohot important sms:
Pyar dil me hona chahiye, lafzo me nahi...
Aur, Narazgi lafzo me hona chahiye, dil me nahi...! |
Ruth gaye hamare sab chahne wale,
Ruth gaye hame manane wale,
Ab to mobile bhi poochta he hame ki,
Kahan chup gaye tuze roz sms karne wale |
Mat Pooch SMS Ki Inteha Kaha Tak He,
Tu Karle Kanjusi Teri Taakat Jahan Tak He,
SMS Ki Ummeed Nahi He Tuzse Dost,
Hame To Dekhna He Tu Kanjus Kaha Tak He |
A simple thought:
In Life, don't settle for someone who buys you a coffee,
Go for someone who makes one for you...
Little efforts make a big difference |
Beautiful Truth:
The heart feels light when someone lives in it,
But feels very heavy when someone leaves it...! |
Smile Please :) :) :) :) :)
Today is MMS day...!
MMS means Make Monkeys Smile
I did my job, now you send to all your monkey friends...!
Stop Jumping.......... Start Sending....! |
Is Dard-E-Dil Ki Koi Dawa Nahi
Wah Wah...!
Is Dard-E-Dil Ki Koi Dawa Nahi
Wah Wah...!
ACP Daya Neeche Utar, Is Cycle Me Hawa Nahi |
Choose any No.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10.......and then I'll tell you........................................................
..........................................................Nothing...
...Tum Logo Ko To Chaska Hi Lag Gaya He........
...Main Kya Octopus Baba Hu?????????? |
If you see the moon, you can see the beauty of God,
If you see the sun, you can see the power of God,
If you see the mirror, you can see the comedy of God
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Friends may Meet, Friends may Scatter,
But if Hearts are loyal, Distance never Matter,
Always keep in touch with Friends,
So that the friendship grows better and better |
Birthday Msg:
A Birthay is a million moments, each holding a promise of fulfillment of your dreams & accomplishments of some special plans. Wish you a very Happy Birthday |
Socho Agar Doctors Film Banate To Titles kya hote?
Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Dam,
Kaho Na Bukhar He,
TB No-1, Kal Patient Ho Na Ho, Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam
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Kabhi Dost Kehte Ho, Kabhi Dua Dete Ho,
Kabhi Bewaqt Neend Se Jaga Dete Ho,
Par Jab Bhi SMS Bhejte Ho,
Khuda Kasam Sare Gham Bhula Dete Ho |
Pet Kharab He Golgappe Kaise Khaoge....Wah Wah...
Pet Kharab He Golgappe Kaise Khaoge....Wah Wah...
Tum To Thehre Pardesi Sath Kya Nibhaoge |
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Love is like a Call, if you don't receive, it
will be Missed-----------------------------------
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But, Friendship is like an SMS, ---------------------------------Until
U open, it waits------ |
Muskan Aapki Achhi He, Lekin Hanste Ho Kam,
Hum Dekhna Chahte He Aapko, Magar Nazar Aate Ho Kam,
Bas Zindagi Me Na Karna Kabhi Bhi Gam,
Kyon Ki, Aapke Saath Hamesha He Hum |
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Subah Ke Pyare Roshni Ke Saath, Chidiyon Ke
Chehakne Ke Saath,
Kaliyon Ke Khilne Ke Saath, Ek Pyare Ehsaas Ke Saath,
Ek Naye Vishwaas Ke Saath,
Aapka Din Shuru Ho Ek Mithi Muskaan Ke Saath------------------
Gud Mrng |
Aaj "TOM & JERRY" Ka Shraaddh He,
Unki Yaad Me plz Ye SMSKam se Kam 1 "CARTOON" ko Zaroor Send
Karna---------------
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-----Maine To Apna Farz Pura Kar Diya Hai---------! |
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1 Bachha roz Mandir se Chappal churata tha.
Usne Paise jama kiye aur 1 Mobile kharida.......
Vidhi Ka Vidhaan To dekho----------------------------------------------------------------------
Aaj vahi Bachha apni Story padh raha hai------------------CHAPPAL
CHOR--- |
A Boy saw a Girl and said------ "Mere DIL me Bas
Jao"
Girl replied------------------------ "Sandal nikalu kya"
Boy--------------------------------- "Chal Pagli, Mera Dil koi
Mandir thodi he, Aise hi aaja" |
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Higo Pigo---- Jila Pila----- Hula Hula-----
Timpa Taka---- Dampa Taka-----
Zingra Zingra----- Hulla Hula------- Zimpi Zipi---- Hululu-------
Shapath Puri Hui-, Aaj se aap AADIWASI Hue-- |
Duniya Me Reh kar Sapno Me Kho Jao,
Kisi Ko Apna Banalo Ya Kisika Ho Jao,
Agar Kuch Bhi Nahi Hota To Don't Worry,
Chaddar Takiya Lo Aur Chupchap So Jao |
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Zindagi Me Kuch Banna He To Apne Dimmag Ki Suno,
Or Dimaag Se Bhi Koi Jawaab Na Mile To Apni Aankhe Band Kar
K Socho-------------
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-----------------------------------------------Kya Mere Paas
Dimaag Hai-------?????? |
Age of DRINKS:
1 to 3 - Milk, 3 to 8 - Cerelac, 9 to 13 - Complan, 14 to 25
- Beer,
26 to 40 - Whisky, 41 to 60 - Tonic, After 60 --- GANGA JAL |
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Happy Pagal Day!
Ye msg usko bhejo jo aapki nazar me sabse bada PAAGAL hai,
Maine to bhej diya he, ab waapis muze bhej kar MAHA PAAGALO
wali Harkat mat karna |
Life laughs at you when U R unhappy,
Life smiles at you when U R happy,
But, Life salutes U when U make others Happy |
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Meherbaan Kadardaan,
Dekhiye Mere SMS Ka Kamaal,
Ghanti Bajegi, Bandar Nachega, Mobile Uthayega, SMS Padhega,
Muskurayega,
Ab BandarForward Kar K Hushiyari Dikhayega |
Jo Jeete Vo Sikandar, Jo Haare Vo Jail K Andar,
Jo SMS Bheje, Usko Jaadu Ki Jhappi, Jo Na Bheje, Usko-----------------------------
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---------------------BANDAR KI PAPPI |
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Baagon Me Phool Khilte Rahenge,
Raat Me Deepak Jalte Rahenge,
Khuda Aapko Sari Khushiyaan De,
Baki Takleefein To Hum Dete Hi Rahenge |
Zindagi Me Hamesha Ek Baat Yaad Rakhiye,
Kabhi Kisi K DIL Se Mat Kheliye, Q Ki DIL Ek Hi Hota Hai,
Agar Khelna Hai To KIDNEY Se Kheliye------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------Wo Do Hotui Hain.......! |
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Masters can do anything:
Eg., Prove 1=2
Solution: Let X=Y. Then we can write 2X-X=2Y-Y
(2X-2Y)=(X-Y)
2(X-Y)=(X-Y), i.e., 2=1-------------------------------- MATHS
Ka Satyanaash! |
Attendance:
Pappu- Present Sir, Munni- Present Sir, Gullu- Present Sir,
Ullu---- Ullu ------- Ullu--! Button Mat Dabao, Present Bolo! |
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Each drop of tear is costly, than anything in
world --------------------------------------,
But no one knows its value, until they have it --------------------------------------------
--------------in their eyes for someone! |
Alarm, Snooze, Birds Chirping, Dense Fog, Cold
Breeze, Sleepy Brushing, Fresh Newspaper, Hot Tea, Lazy Brain,
Wishing you a very Good Morning,
Have a good day! |
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Mistakes are painful when they happen,
But years later, a collection of Mistakes is called Experience,
Which leads to SUCCESS |
If ever I was rude to you,
If ever I was angry with you,
If ever I misbehaved with you,
Then don't hesitate, just SLAP----------------- URSELF, Galti
Tumhari Hi Rahi Hogi! |
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Sar Par Exam Ka Saya Hai
Exam Ke Dino Mein Sukh Kisne Paya Hai,
Maa Baap Kehte Hain Achhe Number Laao,
Par Inhe Kaun Samjhaye Yeh Sab Mohmaya Hai |
Never blame a day in your Life,
Good Day gives Happiness, Bad Day gives Experience,
Both are essential in life,
So, Enjoy Everyday! |
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In Aankho Se Sapne Churaya Na Karo,
Hamari Dosti Ko Tum Aazmaya Na Karo,
Tumhare 1 SMS Ke Badle Main 100 Call Kardu,
Bas Tum Phone Uthaya na Karo! |
To be a good Professional, Always start to study
late for exams,
Becoz, it teaches how to manage time and tackle emergencies! |
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Tere Bistar Par Makdee Lage,
Tere Room Me Machhar Phire,
Raat Ko Light Chali Jaye, Puri Raat Garmi Lage
Sapne Me Bhoot Aaye, Chal So Jaa ------ Good Night! |
Sweet Fruits are nice to eat,
Sweet words are easy to say,
But sweet people are really hard to find--------------
-------My Goodness--------------- How did you find me?----------- |
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Koi Tumhe Bewakoof Kahe, To Chup Rehna----------------------------------------------,
Bilkul Chup Rehna------------------------- Kuch Na Kehna----------------------------------
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Or Mann Hi Mann Me Sochna Sochna Sochna-- Ki---------------
------------ (";")----- Usey Kaise Pata Chala-----------------------------! |
Do you know the Best Couple in this Universe?
------ "Smile" and "Tear.
They rarely meet, but when they meet,
they become the most gorgeous moments of life" |
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U have only 2 options in life:
1. ACCEPT , and 2. CHANGE
Try to Accept what U can't change, and try to Change what U
can't Accept.
Just Go On---------! |
Chaandi Ka Ghoda, Sone Ki Lagaam,
SMS Padhne Walo Ko Mera Salaam,
Videshi PEPSI Peene Walo Kabhi LASSI Bhi Piya Karo,
Fookat Ka SMS Padhne Walo Kabhi SMS Bhi Kiya Karo |
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Height of Attitude:
Girl: "I can't marry you, give my love letters back."
Next day, Boy gave her a Big BAG, and said: "Find Out Ur's and
Get Lost!" |
Nice Lines:
"Y do V need a lover, wen V have so many around to love us"
A wisw man said: "As Air is everywhere, but V still need a FAN
to feel it." |
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Arz Farmaya He-----------
Saamne Aaye Sher To Maar Do Goli---------------- Wah Wah----------
Saamne Aaye Sher To Maar Do Goli---------------- Wah Wah----------
Aapko Happy Holi---- Happy Holi-----Happy Holi----! |
Friendship is like "HABIT",
Even if U take out "H", "A BIT" remains,
Take out "A", still "BIT" remains,
Finally, take out "B", still "IT" remains |
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O O O O O O O O O O O O -----
Poore Ek Darjan Desi Ghee Ke Laddoo He,-----------------
Meri Taraf Se Holi Ka Tohfa, Roz Khana,
Khatam Hone Par Bata Dena, Sharmana Mat, Fir Bhej Denge. |
Love your Friends, and also your Enemies too,
Friens will help you for your Winning Moments,
But, Enemies are the reason of your winning Moments |
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Jiski Ek Smile Par He Duniya Fida,
Jis Se Dil Na Hona Chahe Juda,
Jiska Style He Laajawab,
UNhi Ka SMS Padh Rahe He Aap, Samze Janaab? |
Smile is Electricity, and Life is Battery,
Whenever You Smile, the Battery gets Charged,
And a Beautiful Day is Activated,
So, Keep Smiling Today and Everyday! |
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The Thread asked the Candle: "Why do You dissolve
Urself, when I burn"
Candle replied: "You R my heart. If U suffer, I'm bound to shed
Tears 4 U"
That's a Relationship! |
Gandhiji Ahinsa Ko Kyu Maante The? ---------------------------------------------------------------
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Kyunki Unhe Pata Tha Ke Wo Ek Thappad Me Ludak Jaayenge,
Isi liye Khali Peeli Panga Lene Se Kya Faayda----------! |
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Duniya Me Kabhi Kisi Achhe Insaan Ki Talaash
Mat Karo-----------------------------------
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--------Main Aksar Ghar Par Hi Rehta Hu |
Aap Me 10 Achhi Qualities He:
1. Aap Bahut Achhe Hain
2.--------3.--------4.--------5.---------6.----------7.----------8.------------9.--------------
10.-------------- Bas, Baaki Mazaak Kal Karenge------------- |
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Aapke Chehre Pe Sweet Smile He,
Haath Me Fancy Mobile He,
Mobile Me SMS Ki Jhakaas File He,
Fir Bhi SMS Nahi Karna, Kya Ye Bhav Khane Ki Nayi STYLE He? |
Heere Me Chamak He, Or Sone Me Damak He,
Heere Me Chamak He, Or Sone Me Damak He,
Vo Sab To Theek He, Lekin--------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------"KYA AAPKE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HE?" |
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Life is like a Railway Station, Love is the
Train,
It may come and go anytime,
But, Friendship is a Railway Enquiry Counter,
which always asks: "May I Help You?" |
Santa Khali baitha Tha. Banta: "Ye Kya Kar Raha
He?"
Santa: "Badla Le Raha Hu". Banta: "Wo Kaise?"
Santa: "Waqt Ne Muze Barbaad Kiya, Ab Main Waqt Ko Barbaad Kar
Raha Hu" |
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What is SMS?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
S - Saala---------M - Mufft Ka---------S - Sir Dard-------
Na Karo To Log Sochte Hain Kanjoos He;
Aur Karo To Log Sochte Hain Khali Baitha He, Kuch Kaam Nahi
He |
Param Pujya Dost Ji, PRANAAM,
Aapke Saral Madhyam Sandesh (SMS) Na MIlne Par Hum Ati Vichalit
Hote Hain,
Kripya Apne Chalit Durbhash Yantra Se Sandesh Bhejte Rahe |
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Santa: "Muze Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aayi"
Banta: "Kyun?"
Santa: "Kyun Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Me Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha,
Ki Me Jaag Raha Hu" |
Munaraq Ho-------!
Msg Na Karne Par Aapko MBA Ki Degree Di Jati He.
MBA means: M - Member of--------------B - Bhikaari-------------
A - Association
Congratulations! |
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Ek Sharabi Roz Shiv Mandir Me Sir Tekta Tha,
Ek Din Pujari Ne Shivji Ki Jagah Ganeshji Ki Murti Rakh Di,
Sharabi Aaya, Bola: "Chotu, Papa Se Bolna, Uncle Aaye The |
Shamshan me sabke apne apne Paapo ka Exam Chal
Raha tha,
Sab Apne Apne Gunaah 1 Paper par Likh Rahe The,
Tabhi Aapki Aawaaz Aayi----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Supplement Please! |
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Sardar Ne Maachis Ki Tilli Jalaai, Nahi Jali,
Dusri Jalaai, Nahi Jali,
Teesri Jalaai, Jal Gayi,
Sardar Ne Jaldi Se Bujha di Aur Bola: "Yeh Tilli Kaam Ki He" |
1 Sardar 100 K Note Pe Likha number dial kar
raha tha
2nd Sardar: "Ye Tu Kya Kar raha he?"
1st Sardar: "Dekh Raha Hu, Gandhiji To Chale Gaye, to Unka mobile
kiske paas he?" |
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Life is more strict than a Teacher,
A Teacher teaches a lesson, and takes an Exam,
But, Life takes an Exam first, and then teaches a Lesson. |
Higo Pigo---- Jila Pila----- Hula Hula-----
Timpa Taka---- Dampa Taka-----
Zingra Zingra----- Hulla Hula------- Zimpi Zipi---- Hululu-------
Shapath Puri Hui-, Aaj se aap AADIWASI Hue-- |
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7 Tips to be happy in Life:
-Never B Late------Don't Cheat--------Live Simple--------Dream
Big----------Work More----------Always Smile-----------------------------------------------------------------------
-------------Have a Good Friend Like ME-------! |
What is the Heights of Flirting?
When ur Luv Letter starts with----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"TO
WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN" |
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